just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via american-horror-story-leelee)

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

(via lafastod)

vanillasoymilk:

self care ideas ( ◠ ᴥ ◠ )

  • eat fruit or something sweet
  • take a warm bath with lots of bubbles!!
  • brush hair gently
  • walk outside barefoot, look at nice flowers
  • listen to soft nice music
  • go to the thrift store and buy nice old clothes
  • bake something
  • do laundry and make clothes smell nice
  • brush cat

(Source: fruitleaf, via greasebug)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via american-horror-story-leelee)